Sunday, January 15, 2012


After taking pity on me for being behind the times the powers that operate the universe have finally relented and granted me the gift of a smart phone. All they ask in return is my eternal devotion, a monthly tax and a blood sacrifice at every full moon.

Obviously I'm just kidding about the eternal devotion and sacrifices.

It's not an iPhone.

So here I am fully Androided up and supporting various edible-sounding softwares like . . . Gingersnap and . . . Icecreamy cake or something, all designed to sound fun sound easy to use, hinting that setting it all up is as easy as eating a snack.

Two weeks later and I think I've finally managed to attach my magic phone to an invisible internet tube with a blogging valve, so this is a test post to test out a post. Then after I've posted I'll check the test post, post-test.

This keyboard is touch sensitive, but if it doesn't recognise one of my key strokes then I still find I jab the screen really hard, as if I'm blogging on a 19th century typewriter made all of brass and moustaches.

In conclusion, I think we can all agree that technology has come a long way since moustaches, and I now need to discover if I can edit, preview and up- (or possibly down) load a photo.

The world needs to see the spider my 4 year old son drew on his magnetic sketcher.

I bet you're glad you stopped by now.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

The End Of A Continuation

As the last few minutes of 2011 approach, happen and fade into the past, I thought I would spend it constructing a couple of sentences to wish everyone out there, both real and those of you who just think you're real, a very happy and prosperous new year.

I'm currently at work, so grabbing a moment or two on the computer whilst waiting for the mix of fireworks and alcohol to go (quite literally in some cases) tits up and require my presence for some analgesia, a stern reproach and, if necessary, a sympathetic wince.

Stay safe, friendoids, and may your future continue to occur!

Happy New year

The Jules