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Friday, July 5, 2024
A Load of Ballots
The last time I did a post involving a general election was in 2010 ( https://gravelfarm.blogspot.com/2010/05/postal-vote.html ) when the incumbents (Labour) lost to the Conservatives and heralded in an era of capricious, self-serving otiosity that put personal wealth and party before the good of the country. Not particularly out of line with much of the rest of the world though, so who are we to buck the trend?
I remember feeling a particular sense of ennui then because, although I was no great fan of that government, the alternative seemed predictably worse.
You didn't need to be Nostra-bleedin'-damus to foresee that.
Later, the populace would show continued astonishing levels of political acumen by voting for Brexit because the papers told us to, which I'm still not convinced wasn't a cry for help, or maybe a form of collective masochism. If no-one else is going to punish us, we'd better do it ourselves!
Again, no need for Gypsy Rose Lee to tell us how that might pan out.
"I see you're going to meet a tall, dark recession . . ."
I have to be careful commenting on politics on this blog because of the immense levels of influence I appear to have.
My suggestion of setting up the Anarchist Hedonism Party were tongue-in-cheek (ew), but some of the policies were obviously taken on board by one recent PM (I know that doesn't particularly narrow things down, but this was the one that looked like a deep-fried mushroom rolled in tumble-drier fluff), who stoically managed to party even under particularly arduous circumstances, even when it was illegal. I mean, that's dedication.
Anyway, in an exact reversal of fortunes just fourteen years later, the government has dramatically (hopefully) changed and and I have a small glimmer of optimism.
I await to see if I'm pleased because Labour are in or just because the Conservatives (or whatever that weird organisation the Tory party has morphed into over the last decade) are out.
I hope it's the former.
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Monday, July 1, 2024
The Land After Time
All is change, and nothing remains static. Not time nor space, not mind nor face.
I mean, look how small Snickers are these days.
But it maybe isn't a bad thing. On the borders of Gloucestershire and Oxfordshire this week, we took a wander along what used to be quite the Roman highway, connecting two areas of high populace and no doubt ringing to the sound of feet, hooves and cartwheels. Now it looks like this:
Not bad really. Funny to think the M5 might end up like this one day.
We crossed an ancient clapper bridge (human ancient, not really ancient, as it's only medieval) where time has simply made it beautiful:
Dipped our feet in the nerve-sparkling chill of the pellucid river where we could see, lying on the riverbed, cast off stones used by Roman engineers when constructing the nearby road. We're probably not the first to have done this.
Lunch under an ash tree in a natural amphitheatre, watching kestrels and red kites eyeing up my peri-peri chicken salad was an absolute treat. For me, maybe not the birds. Unless they're into human-watching:
If this is the future, I'm all for it.
Monday, June 24, 2024
Wolfing it down
Inside us are two wolves.
I mean, not literally, because that would be quite the
medical issue.
Within our minds are two wolves that compete for dominance.
The winner is the one you feed.
That’s it. Inside my mind are two wolves.
One is called Snarly Machete-Fang. The other is called Barry.
One is the epitome of wild efficiency, of single-minded
determination, eschewing emotions, ignoring distractions and utterly target
driven. Ruthlessness and calculation evident in each muscle flex, straining
every sinew to achieve the desired goal, relentlessly hunting the ever-sprinting
Caribou of Accomplishment to feast on the juicy entrails of success!
The other one is Barry.
Barry seems quite happy really. He was going to focus on the
ol’ Caribou of Accomplishment there, but remembered he’d got a lasagne in. Not
the Lasagne of Triumph maybe, but pretty good nonetheless. The Lasagne of Agreeability
perhaps. With some garlic bread and a glass of something red that isn’t reindeer
blood.
Relentlessly pursuing something can be great, and Barry can
do that right up until he relentlessly pursues something else just as interesting.
Relentlessly veering off to look at trees, rivers, interesting rocks, a woodpecker
hole or relentlessly stopping to wee on some moss. There’s a lot of things to
relentlessly pursue temporarily.
The caribou seems less important sometimes, as it will
always be one step ahead no matter how fast you go.
Snarly is welcome to continue trying to catch it, but maybe there
are other more important things to get distracted by. One of the cubs has a
dance recital and another is learning the accordion, so that takes up a fair
bit of time, ferrying them across the forest for lessons.
Also, Barry’s promised to meet up for a pint with Colin the
Tapir of the Mind later to discuss the pitfalls of rhinoplasty.
I feed Barry, is what I’m saying.
Monday, June 17, 2024
Furtherhood
Fathers Day yesterday and, 17 years since it first happened to me, I am still amazed that I am one. I got quite a kick out of my own Dad (now and forever known as 'Grumpy' to his descendants) wishing me a happy Fathers Day in return.
Me!
I know. Mad innit?
Seems a bit odd that the universe felt it was perfectly reasonable for me to help produce a couple of new sentient beings when I'm struggling to convince myself this isn't all just a weird simulation.
Perhaps it doesn't matter.
We could be in a full, multidimensional consequence of natural law, a spontaneous ripple in the utter static nothingness that would otherwise be. We could be in some sort of large procedurally generated program in a lab next to a thousand others. Maybe everything we know is a naturally occurring hologram on the edge of a singularity or confined within the imagination of a vast dreaming mind with impressive processing power.
Whatever it is, it doesn't take away us having a bit of an exist, and that's got to count for something right?
As a contemporary mammal and for no obvious significant benefit to myself, I obeyed the selfish drive of my genes and beget offspring. As a result I also have to beget a house, some bikes, pets, chicken nuggets, paints, shoes, apples, Lego, Cheerios and now driving lessons!
That's a lot of begetting. And my reward for all this is nothing more than some nebulous yet powerful emotions, a sense of duty and a warm glow of affection which I suspect is a dribble of oxytocin designed to stop me from eating them like a hamster.
But at the end of the say, when all is did and done, I can't escape the fact that I am extraordinarily grateful to have them, fully aware it wasn't a done deal. They have turned out to be fairly decent human beings that I enjoy having around and it is finally safe to conclude, perhaps tentatively, that I am unlikely to eat them.
Also, for Fathers Day they bought me a T-Shirt with goldfinches on it, which counts for a a lot:
Happy F-day to all the dads and father-figures out there putting the effort in.
By the way, if you're from the next simulation over, I have so many questions. How fast is your speed of light? Do you have bosons? Did you get anything for fathers day? What flavour Pop-tarts do you have?
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