I've never actually, specifically tried Mongolian throat singing, but for some things you just know you'll be extra good at should you ever attempt them, and that's one of them.
Also bricklaying, fencing and beastiality.
And hunting monkeys with blow darts.
So you can imagine my consternation when, after glancing at the instructions for well over a second, I attempted to create a balloon flower for my offspring and the result wasn't quite the epitome of floral perfection that I'd intended.
Must've been a dodgy balloon. Or too much argon in the air.
Yeah. I'm going with that: