I found a Higgs boson under a rock!
Ha. No I didn't. I was messin' with ya. That would be silly. Bosons are found on merchant ships, obviously. I don't know why Higgs needs his own though. I didn't even know he was a merchant seaman.
No, the discovery I made was of a filmographic nature, involving a piece of British cinematic history.
I discovered that the terrorifying electromagnetic pulse weapon thingy in Bond James Bond's Goldeneye was named after a duck!
It's true, look:
|It's a duck. With a goldeneye, golden, goldeneye,|
with a goldeneye, goldeneye.
|Signs; good or bad? I'm on the fence.|
"Mr Bond, I've been expecting you! I am General Smew, and this is my henchmutant. Get him Canvasback!"
There's tonnes of others.
"Widgeon, bring our guest a martini."
"Activate the groin laser, Pintail!"
"Hit him with a spade, Shoveler!"
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